This comfy t-shirt declares your permanent vacation status loud and clear! Featuring a vibrant beach scene complete with a chill parrot perched on a sunny beach chair under a swaying palm tree, it playfully announces to the world that while you might be "Retired," you're definitely "But Not Expired." Perfect for sipping fruity drinks, feeling the ocean breeze (or just dreaming about it), and reminding everyone that your tan lines are your new deadlines. Warning: May cause spontaneous urges to book a cruise or take an afternoon nap in a hammock.
Special Order Colors are $5.99 extra (as shown when you click on the color) and we literally special order these for you so that we can expand the breadth of the colors we offer, so they do take a day or two longer to create for you (we make all your purchases to order in Sunny Tampa Florida)
- 100% preshrunk, ringspun cotton T-Shirt.
- Super soft. Like really soft…
- Softer than the sands of Fiji, no.
- Softer than a smooth strawberry daiquiri…No!
- Softer than the warm embrace of the captain’s daughter…and that’s pretty damn soft!
- Double-needle stitching throughout. This gives you the extra protection needed for when people scratch and claw at the shirt trying to rip it off for their own desires.
About the fit of our Retired But Not Expired T-Shirt
- The relaxed fit is not skin tight and is for everyday wear. The t-shirt is stitched well and will hold up wash after wash. Click the size chart above to find your best fit.
- The prints are vivid and have a soft feel to them.
How to care for your Island Jay T-Shirt:
- Wash cold and hang dry. That's it!
- We both know you are not going to hang dry this tee, so tumble dry low and it should be good.
- You turned the dryer on high, didn't you? It will be fine if you do this from time to time.
- If you ever decide to iron your t-shirt (Trying hard not to laugh as I type this), be sure to iron it inside out.
Island Jay: Your One-Stop Destination for Relaxation

As the Chief Relaxation Director at Island Jay, my goal is to help you embrace the beach lifestyle and find peace and tranquility in your everyday life.
Our collection of beach products is carefully curated to help you bring the essence of paradise into your home. But at Island Jay, we believe in more than just shopping. That's why we encourage you to explore our blog posts and social media pages, where you'll find inspiration and advice on how to live the beach life.
So why wait? Take a 60-second break from reality and come back to Island Jay. Whether you're shopping for beach products or just looking for a moment of peace and relaxation, you'll find what you need to "Relax Your Life" here.
Yours in tropical relaxation,
Island Jay