Bienvenidos Amigos and Tostitos,
Please take a moment to halt what is occupying your time at this moment. Even if you are a doctor performing open heart surgery, I assure, it can wait.
Now is your chance to escape from the daily routine of your life. Long commutes, impossible assignments from your boss, brushing your teeth twice a day… isn’t it all just a waste of time?! Close your eyes for a moment and imagine a life of beach bars, tiki torches, and warm sea breezes.
Relax … and embrace those tropical feelings as you enjoy the faint sounds of a ukulele in the distance. Rejoice because you know you deserve this life.
Welcome back to reality. There, don’t you feel better now?