People simply don’t understand how difficult life can be without a Cabana Boy. Towels don’t just magically bring themselves, you know. Same goes for tropical refreshments. When you raise your hand to your mouth, you’ll look far more sophisticated if it’s holding a drink, not a fistful of air. And is it unreasonable that you prefer to have lotion slathered on you by a handsome stranger whose name you’ll never pronounce correctly?
“Where’s my Cabana Boy?” isn’t just an innocuous question. It’s your birthright, dammit!
- 100% Preshrunk Ringspun Cotton T-Shirt. These words might mean nothing to you, but to certified experts in t-shirtology, they ensure the highest quality.
- Super soft. Attractive people will want to put their hands all over you just to touch it. You’ll pretend this is a huge imposition.
- Double-needle stitching throughout. Yeah, you read that correctly. Double!
- In other words, it's a damn good quality t-shirt. This is not some cheap, thin shirt that you buy at a big box store next to the motor oil and an 8 gallon drum of artificial coffee creamer.
If anyone asks what you did today, just show them the Island Jay item you purchased and enjoy a well earned round of applause.
Your purchase grants you complete and unfettered access to Island Jay, a magical land of recreation and relaxation. It’s a place that you should strive to visit every day of your life, and it’s my job to help get you there. Don’t just dream the beach life, live it.
Island Jay
Chief Relaxation Officer
Trademark & Copyright Note: It has come to our attention that other websites, including sellers on eBay & Amazon, have been counterfeiting our designs. Pretenders, thieves, and unoriginal losers each and every one of them.
Not only are these criminals in violation of our legally protected trademarks and copyrights, they’re selling grossly inferior knock-offs at discount prices and hurting our good name in the process.
Please protect yourself and the good people who have built our brand by purchasing only from our website.
About the fit of our Women's Where is My Cabana Boy V-Neck T-Shirt
- The relaxed fit is not skin tight and is for everyday wear. The t-shirt is stitched well and will hold up wash after wash. Click the size chart above to find your best fit.
- The prints are vivid and have a soft feel to them.
How to care for your Island Jay T-Shirt:
- Wash cold and hang dry. That's it!
- We both know you are not going to hang dry this tee, so tumble dry low and it should be good.
- You turned the dryer on high, didn't you? It will be fine if you do this from time to time.
- If you ever decide to iron your t-shirt (Trying hard not to laugh as I type this), be sure to iron it inside out.
Island Jay: Your One-Stop Destination for Relaxation

As the Chief Relaxation Officer, my goal is to help you embrace the beach lifestyle and find peace and tranquility in your everyday life.
Our collection of beach products is carefully curated to help you bring the essence of paradise into your home. But at Island Jay, we believe in more than just shopping. That's why we encourage you to explore our blog posts and social media pages, where you'll find inspiration and advice on how to live the beach life.
So why wait? Take a 60-second break from reality and come back to Island Jay. Whether you're shopping for beach products or just looking for a moment of peace and relaxation, you'll find what you need to "Relax Your Life" here.
Yours in tropical relaxation,
Island Jay