
The best gift you can give her is... yourself (working). "Fellas, let’s be real: your wife (or girlfriend) doesn't want another heart-shaped necklace she’ll lose by March. She wants a drink, a snack, and for you to stop asking 'where are the matching socks?' This Valentine’s Day, lean into your true calling. Buy her a Where Is My Cabana Boy Valentine's Shirt, Hoodie or Sweatshirt and accept your new role with dignity. It’s the only gift that comes with a built-in promotion to Head of Beverage Services."