Retired But Not Expired Parrot T-Shirt
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Retired But Not Expired Parrot T-Shirt

$ 29.95 Regular price


Our men's t-shirts and tank tops have a regular, relaxed fit. They are considered true to size.

We securely accept: Visa, Mastercard, Discover, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, & Google Pay.

Processing Time: Island Jay prints, packs, and ships your orders from Florida within a few business days.

Free or Ground Shipping:  Orders with free shipping or ground shipping will arrive about 5-10 days after your order is placed.

Get It Faster Shipping: Your order will be processed faster & will ship with Priority Mail. It will arrive 3-5 days after your order is placed. 

You can reach Island Jay in may ways

  • Call us Mon-Fri 10-4 EST 813-992-6550
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90 Day Returns: Island Jay offers a 90 day return policy for a refund or exchange.

Free Returns: If you need to make a return or exchange within the USA, we will send you a prepaid return label. 

Retired But Not Expired Parrot T-Shirt

This parrot has seen some things during his life...and he is willing to share his tales. This is a full color digital print that pops off the tee. 

This design was made using AI (Artificial Intelligence) in collaboration with our graphic artists.
AI allows us to instantly create design unique to our tropical lifestyle.  But they are never perfect and still need to be edited by a human before they can be put into production.


  • 100% preshrunk, ringspun cotton T-Shirt. 
  • Super soft. Like really soft…
  • Softer than the sands of Fiji, no.
  • Softer than a smooth strawberry daiquiri…No!
  • Softer than the warm embrace of the captain’s daughter…and that’s pretty damn soft!
  • Double-needle stitching throughout. This gives you the extra protection needed for when people scratch and claw at the shirt trying to rip it off for their own desires.

About the fit of our Retired But Not Expired Parrot T-Shirt

  • The relaxed fit is not skin tight and is for everyday wear. The t-shirt is stitched well and will hold up wash after wash. Click the size chart above to find your best fit.
  • The prints are vivid and have a soft feel to them.

How to care for your Island Jay T-Shirt:

  • Wash cold and hang dry. That's it!
  • We both know you are not going to hang dry this tee, so tumble dry low and it should be good.
  • You turned the dryer on high, didn't you? It will be fine if you do this from time to time. 
  • If you ever decide to iron your t-shirt (Trying hard not to laugh as I type this), be sure to iron it inside out.

    Island Jay: Your One-Stop Destination for Relaxation

    Island Jay: Your One-Stop Destination for Relaxation

    As the Chief Relaxation Officer at Island Jay, my goal is to help you embrace the beach lifestyle and find peace and tranquility in your everyday life.

    Our collection of beach products is carefully curated to help you bring the essence of paradise into your home. But at Island Jay, we believe in more than just shopping. That's why we encourage you to explore our blog posts and social media pages, where you'll find inspiration and advice on how to live the beach life.

    So why wait? Take a 60-second break from reality and come back to Island Jay. Whether you're shopping for beach products or just looking for a moment of peace and relaxation, you'll find what you need to "Relax Your Life" here.

    Yours in tropical relaxation,
    Island Jay

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 46 reviews
    Daryl Barton (Brookings, OR, US)

    Sweet T and fast friendly service

    D.C. (Deerfield Beach, FL, US)
    Retired but not Expired parrot tee

    Just received this tee for my hubby & he loves it. Great quality & well made with double stitched on sleeves, neck & hem. Thank you Al for making such a fun tee!!

    Todd Deacon (Boston, MA, US)

    Great quality shirts!!

    jim johnson (Newbury Park, CA, US)

    Good graphics, great color, good quality shirt. BUY!


    Wendy Phillips (Spring, TX, US)

    Great company & products..
    The customer service is amazing! I love the emails!

    mark (Mooresville, NC, US)
    the best

    Shirts are well made, and the customer feedback is great.

    Mary Beth Hadley (Augusta, GA, US)

    My husband loves this shirt. He has been stopped in restaurants & asked where did he get that awesome shirt? We tell them Island Jay of course!!!!

    browntjw (Jackson, TN, US)

    Never disappoint me

    Kathy A (Little Elm, TX, US)
    Excellent customer service!

    Island Jay and staff went over and beyond to ensure my order arrived in time for a retirement party. The quality of products get 5 stars too!!

    JOE PARRISH (Taylors, SC, US)

    Received on time in great shape

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