Work Sucks Let's Find A Tiki Bar T-Shirt

Work SUCKS Let's Find a Tiki Bar T-Shirt.

Imagine someone with sun-kissed skin and perpetually sandy toes, probably still sporting a few salt-crusted streaks in their tousled hair from an impromptu morning dip. Their eyes, squinting slightly from a lifetime of bright sun, hold a mischievous glint that says "I'm always up for an adventure, especially if it involves a fruity drink."

They move with a laid-back swagger, like they're perpetually strolling along a boardwalk, and their smile is as wide and easy as a summer breeze. You can almost hear the faint strum of a ukulele whenever they're near. They're the kind of person who probably measures time in tides rather than minutes, and their biggest daily decision is whether to go for a swim before or after their afternoon nap in a hammock. When they say "Work SUCKS," you know it's not just a statement; it's a profound life philosophy, passionately believed and regularly acted upon. Their life's true north is a tiki bar, where the only deadlines are last call and the only dress code is "barefoot optional."

• 100% preshrunk, ring spun cotton T-Shirt. 
• Super soft. Like really soft…
• Softer than the sands of Fiji, no.
• Softer than a smooth strawberry daiquiri…No!
• Softer than the warm embrace of the captain’s daughter…and that’s pretty damn soft!
• Double-needle stitching throughout. This gives you the extra protection needed for when people scratch and claw at the shirt trying to rip it off for their own desires.