People simply don’t understand how difficult life can be without a Cabana Boy. Towels don’t just magically bring themselves, you know. Same goes for tropical refreshments. When you raise your hand to your mouth, you’ll look far more sophisticated if it’s holding a drink, not a fistful of air. And is it unreasonable that you prefer to have lotion slathered on you by a handsome stranger whose name you’ll never pronounce correctly?
“Where’s my Cabana Boy?” isn’t just an innocuous question. It’s your birthright, dammit!
- 100% Preshrunk Ringspun Cotton T-Shirt. These words might mean nothing to you, but to certified experts in t-shirtology, they ensure the highest quality.
- Super soft. Attractive people will want to put their hands all over you just to touch it. You’ll pretend this is a huge imposition.
- Double-needle stitching throughout. Yeah, you read that correctly. Double!
- In other words, it's a damn good quality t-shirt. This is not some cheap, thin shirt that you buy at a big box store next to the motor oil and an 8 gallon drum of artificial coffee creamer.
Congratulations on making the smartest purchase of your lifetime.
If anyone asks what you did today, just show them the Island Jay item you purchased and enjoy a well earned round of applause.
Your purchase grants you complete and unfettered access to Island Jay, a magical land of recreation and relaxation. It’s a place that you should strive to visit every day of your life, and it’s my job to help get you there. Don’t just dream the beach life, live it.
Chief Relaxation Officer
Trademark & Copyright Note: It has come to our attention that other websites, including sellers on eBay & Amazon, have been counterfeiting our designs. Pretenders, thieves, and unoriginal losers each and every one of them.
Not only are these criminals in violation of our legally protected trademarks and copyrights, they’re selling grossly inferior knock-offs at discount prices and hurting our good name in the process.
Please protect yourself and the good people who have built our brand by purchasing only from our website.
My new Where's My Cabana Boy hot pink shirt is now my favorite shirt. My husband has both a cotton one and a performance Cabana Boy shirt which he also loves. And the interactive, fun Facebook and e-mail messages make me want to keep participating (and buying). When we had a slow shipment on a previous order I got an immediate response complete with explanation (turns out the pilot stopped and had a few rum drinks which meant the blank shirts hadn't made it to Florida to be printed yet). Because of the pilot's little side trip we got a gift card toward our next purchase!!! Woohoo (Like I needed an incentive to buy again, lol). Did I mention I also have the blue one?
Great quality shirts!! Purchased both ladies and guys version and loved them both!
I normally would wear a medium in women’s T-shirts but according to your size charts for the shirt measurements and the suggestion to order up I ordered a large. It is huge! The size chart incorrectly states the actual measurements of the shirt. The large shirt I received actually falls into the measurements for the extra large shirt. So disappointed.
Hi Ann, Anna here to help and sorry you are not happy with your purchase. My goal is your 100% satisfaction and I would like to offer you a refund replacement with no need to return anything back to us. Please reply back to our email so we can get you taken care of. Thank you, Anna.
We’ve been married for longer than most of you have been alive. Lord willing, he’ll be my cabana boy forever.
Who isn’t looking for a Cabana boy? My son-in-law’s always set up our chairs, umbrellas, coolers, etc on the beach so they have earned the title Cabana boys!
Love all of the shirts!
Didn't realize that ordering a green shirt that the margarita glass was also green. Will have to pay closer attention to the colors. Wish I would have orders another pink one.
Our flamingos print, pack, and ship everything from Oldsmar, Florida.