Beach Therapy Cap 

You found it! The "Beach Therapy" cap, your one-way ticket to instant relaxation (without the sand in questionable places). This isn't just a hat; it's a doctor's note for your head, prescribing sunshine, good vibes, and maybe a little too much pineapple. Featuring a tropical drink that practically sips itself, this cap is perfect for:

• Dodging awkward tan lines

• Convincing your boss you're "working remotely"

• Making everyone else jealous they're not on a beach right now

Warning: May cause spontaneous urges to book a flight and/or quit your job to become a professional napper. Side effects include extreme chill and an inexplicable craving for tiny umbrellas. Get yours before your stress finds you again!

Brand: Distinctive Headwear
Fabric: Dyed and washed twill 100% cotton
Strap: Self Fabric Velcro
Color: Watermelon
Design: Embroidered