Let me tell you of the most exceptional man I’ve ever met. He wasn’t a captain of industry. Nor was he a great philosopher. He was the Cabana Boy.
He wasn’t rich, but he lived amongst the wealthy… often sipping from their expensive tropical drinks just moments before handing it to them.
He wasn’t attractive or particularly intelligent, yet he slathered lotion onto the bodies of beautiful women while their partners looked on helplessly.
He wasn’t trustworthy, yet he was privy to countless secret conversations, the details of which he live streamed onto his Facebook page.
His name was Don Raphael Diego de Las Palmas. Some say he was 110 years old. Others insist he was only 17. But the one thing we can all agree on is that he was the Cabana Boy, and this was his shirt.
- 100% Preshrunk Ringspun Cotton T-Shirt. These words might mean nothing to you, but to certified experts in t-shirtology, they ensure the highest quality.
- Super soft. Attractive people will want to put their hands all over you just to touch it. You’ll pretend this is a huge imposition.
- Double-needle stitching throughout. Yeah, you read that correctly. Double!
- In other words, it's a damn good quality t-shirt. This is not some cheap, thin shirt that you buy at a big box store next to the motor oil and an 8 gallon drum of artificial coffee creamer.
Trademark & Copyright Note: Island Jay is the original creator of the "I'm the Cabana Boy" brand. It has come to our attention that other websites, including sellers on eBay & Amazon, have been counterfeiting our designs. Pretenders, thieves, and unoriginal losers each and every one of them.
Not only are these criminals in violation of our legally protected trademarks and copyrights, they’re selling grossly inferior knock-offs at discount prices and hurting our good name in the process.
Please protect yourself and the good people who have built our brand by purchasing only from our website.
What to expect from your new Cabana Boy T-Shirt
If anyone asks what you did today, just show them the Island Jay item you purchased and enjoy a well earned round of applause.
Your purchase grants you complete and unfettered access to Island Jay, a magical land of recreation and relaxation. It’s a place that you should strive to visit every day of your life, and it’s my job to help get you there. Don’t just dream the beach life, live it.
Chief Relaxation Officer