Captain McFeatherpants Speedboat Parrot UV Performance Shirt White
Captain McFeatherpants Speedboat Parrot UV Performance Shirt Sea Frost Green
Captain McFeatherpants Speedboat Parrot UV Performance Shirt White

Captain McFeatherpants Speedboat Parrot UV Performance Shirt

$ 35.00 Regular price

Island Jay ships fast from Florida. We also offer free 90 day returns and exchanges. Plus we want you to be happy with your purchase, which is why Island Jay offers a 100% satisfaction guarantee.

Our men's performance short sleeve t-shirts have a regular, relaxed fit. They will fit baggier than our Island Jay t-shirts and traditional t-shirts.

Captain McFeatherpants, a daring and adventurous parrot, was once the beloved pet of a famous 1980s speedboat racer. Inspired by his owner's thrilling races, he developed a love for the open seas and fast boats.

He now sails the tropical waters in his flashy retro speedboat, seeking adventure and spreading joy with his colorful presence and unmatched speedboat skills.

This design was made using AI (Artificial Intelligence) in collaboration with our graphic artists.

AI allows us to instantly create design unique to our tropical lifestyle.  But they are never perfect and still need to be edited by a human before they can be put into production.

The big back design has a vintage distressed feel to it.  This big art print in in the fabric and cannot be felt.  

Performance shirt details: 

  • Over 30+ UPF protection our Performance Shirt, you can be assured you are greatly reducing your risk for UV damage from the sun. They will also wick away moisture & dry fast if you push your cabana boy into the pool. Oops!

  • Our 4oz 100% poly material is reinforced to offer reduced pilling and is also snag resistant. Perfect when others are tugging on your shirt to get your attention.

  • Super soft. Attractive people will want to put their hands all over you just to touch it. You’ll pretend this is a huge imposition.

  • In other words, it's a damn good quality t-shirt. This is not some cheap, thin shirt that you buy at a big box store next to the motor oil and an 8 gallon drum of artificial coffee creamer.

Not sure what size you need? Check the size chart. These will fit a bit baggy for proper fit.

Care Instructions: Wash your performance shirt in cold water, hang dry or tumble low dry. Do not use bleach or fabric sheets.

Congratulations on making the smartest purchase of your lifetime.

If anyone asks what you did today, just show them the Island Jay item you purchased and enjoy a well earned round of applause.

Your purchase grants you complete and unfettered access to Island Jay, a magical land of recreation and relaxation. It’s a place that you should strive to visit every day of your life, and it’s my job to help get you there. Don’t just dream the beach life, live it.

Island Jay
Chief Relaxation Officer

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