Retired But Not Expired Sweatshirt
This comfy long-sleeved tee declares your permanent vacation status loud and clear! Featuring a vibrant beach scene complete with a chill parrot perched on a sunny beach chair under a swaying palm tree, it playfully announces to the world that while you might be "Retired," you're definitely "But Not Expired." Perfect for sipping fruity drinks, feeling the ocean breeze (or just dreaming about it), and reminding everyone that your tan lines are your new deadlines. Warning: May cause spontaneous urges to book a cruise or take an afternoon nap in a hammock.
Sweatshirt Details:
Available in 5 Stocked Colors and 8 Special Order Colors from the Jerzees brand of premium apparel. Special order colors are priced +$6 higher due to their limited availability and our special order need from the distributor.
SPECIAL ORDER COLORS ARE: Light Blue, Columbia Blue, Burnt Orange, Sandstone, True Red, Deep Purple, Neon Pink, and Kelly Green (not all colors work with each design, so some colors may not be shown)
Unisex Sweatshirt sizing based on t-shirt sizes. If it does not fit, no worries, we offer 90 day exchanges.
For Ladies sizing, order a size down. Example, if you are a lady Parrothead that normally wears a Large Ladies T-Shirt, select a Medium Sweatshirt. If you wear an XL Ladies T-Shirt, select a Large Sweatshirt.
For Men's or Unisex sizing, order by normal t-shirt sizing. If you wear a Men's or Unisex XL T-Shirt, order an XL Sweatshirt.
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- Oxford is 48/52 cotton/polyester
- Pre-shrunk
- NuBlend pill-resistant fleece
- High-stitch density for a smooth printing canvas
- Seamless body with set-in sleeves
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Double-needle stitched collar, armholes, and waistband
- Concealed seam on cuffs
- Quarter-turned
- Tear away label
This product meets the following Sustainable Style subcategories:
Sustainable Manufacturing
Socially Conscious Manufacturing
Responsible Mindset
About the fit of our Retired But Not Expired Sweatshirt
- The relaxed fit is not skin tight and is for everyday wear. The t-shirt is stitched well and will hold up wash after wash. Click the size chart above to find your best fit.
- The prints are vivid and have a soft feel to them.
How to care for your Island Jay T-Shirt:
- Wash cold and hang dry. That's it!
- We both know you are not going to hang dry this tee, so tumble dry low and it should be good.
- You turned the dryer on high, didn't you? It will be fine if you do this from time to time.
- If you ever decide to iron your t-shirt (Trying hard not to laugh as I type this), be sure to iron it inside out.
Island Jay: Your One-Stop Destination for Relaxation

As the Chief Relaxation Officer, my goal is to help you embrace the beach lifestyle and find peace and tranquility in your everyday life.
Our collection of beach products is carefully curated to help you bring the essence of paradise into your home. But at Island Jay, we believe in more than just shopping. That's why we encourage you to explore our blog posts and social media pages, where you'll find inspiration and advice on how to live the beach life.
So why wait? Take a 60-second break from reality and come back to Island Jay. Whether you're shopping for beach products or just looking for a moment of peace and relaxation, you'll find what you need to "Relax Your Life" here.
Yours in tropical relaxation,
Island Jay