Does winter suck for you? Of course, it does!
Save a few bucks when you grab our his & hers package deal.
How soft are our tees?
- 100% preshrunk, ringspun cotton T-Shirt. The shirt, like the Cabana Boy himself, is ready to serve you!
- Super soft. Like really soft…
Softer than the sands of Fiji, no.
Softer than a smooth strawberry daiquiri…No!
Softer than the warm embrace of the captain’s daughter…and that’s pretty damn soft!
- Double-needle stitching throughout. This gives you the extra protection needed for when people scratch and claw at the shirt trying to rip it off for their own desires.
Congratulations on making the smartest purchase of your lifetime.
If anyone asks what you did today, just show them the Island Jay item you purchased and enjoy a well earned round of applause.
Your purchase grants you complete and unfettered access to Island Jay, a magical land of recreation and relaxation. It’s a place that you should strive to visit every day of your life, and it’s my job to help get you there. Don’t just dream the beach life, live it.
Chief Relaxation Officer