Where is my Cabana Boy? Tie Dye T-Shirt
Where is my Cabana Boy? Tie Dye T-Shirt
Where is my Cabana Boy? Tie Dye T-Shirt

Where is my Cabana Boy? Tie Dye T-Shirt

Regular price $ 26.95
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Spider Black
Spider Pink
Spider Turquoise Blue

Size Chart

Men's Short Sleeve & Tank Top Sizing Chart

Our men's t-shirts and tank tops have a regular, relaxed fit. They are considered true to size.

(Inches) S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL

Across Chest

36

40

44

48

52

56

60

64

Body Length

28

29

30

31

32

33

34

35

Sleeve Length

17

18

20

21

23

24

26

27

People simply don’t understand how difficult life can be without a Cabana Boy. Towels don’t just magically bring themselves, you know. Same goes for tropical refreshments. When you raise your hand to your mouth, you’ll look far more sophisticated if it’s holding a drink, not a fistful of air.  And is it unreasonable that you prefer to have lotion slathered on you by a handsome stranger whose name you’ll never pronounce correctly?

“Where’s my Cabana Boy?” isn’t just an innocuous question. It’s your birthright, dammit!

Congratulations on making the smartest purchase of your lifetime.

If anyone asks what you did today, just show them the Island Jay item you purchased and enjoy a well earned round of applause.

Your purchase grants you complete and unfettered access to Island Jay, a magical land of recreation and relaxation. It’s a place that you should strive to visit every day of your life, and it’s my job to help get you there. Don’t just dream the beach life, live it.

Island Jay
Chief Relaxation Officer



 

Trademark & Copyright Note: It has come to our attention that other websites, including sellers on eBay & Amazon, have been counterfeiting our designs. Pretenders, thieves, and unoriginal losers each and every one of them.

Not only are these criminals in violation of our legally protected trademarks and copyrights, they’re selling grossly inferior knock-offs at discount prices and hurting our good name in the process.

Please protect yourself and the good people who have built our brand by purchasing only from our website. 


Product Care: All the cool kids know that Tie Dye tees should be washed separately from other items. Use cold water only and hang dry that bad boy.