People simply don’t understand how difficult life can be without a Cabana Boy. Towels don’t just magically bring themselves, you know. Same goes for tropical refreshments. When you raise your hand to your mouth, you’ll look far more sophisticated if it’s holding a drink, not a fistful of air. And is it unreasonable that you prefer to have lotion slathered on you by a handsome stranger whose name you’ll never pronounce correctly?
“Where’s my Cabana Boy?” isn’t just an innocuous question. It’s your birthright, dammit!
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester. Why 50/50? Because we always share.
- Super soft Attractive people will want to put their hands all over you just to touch it. You’ll pretend this is a huge imposition.
- Double-needle stitching throughout. Yeah, you read that correctly. Double!
- In other words, it's a damn good quality hoodie. This is not some cheap, thin hoodies that you buy at a big box store next to the motor oil and an 8 gallon drum of artificial coffee creamer.
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex. No 80's throwback memories, please.
- Two Ply Aluminum grommets. Count em! One, two... ok we're done.
Congratulations on making the smartest purchase of your lifetime.
If anyone asks what you did today, just show them the Island Jay item you purchased and enjoy a well earned round of applause.
Your purchase grants you complete and unfettered access to Island Jay, a magical land of recreation and relaxation. It’s a place that you should strive to visit every day of your life, and it’s my job to help get you there. Don’t just dream the beach life, live it.
Chief Relaxation Officer
Trademark & Copyright Note: It has come to our attention that other websites, including sellers on eBay & Amazon, have been counterfeiting our designs. Pretenders, thieves, and unoriginal losers each and every one of them.
Not only are these criminals in violation of our legally protected trademarks and copyrights, they’re selling grossly inferior knock-offs at discount prices and hurting our good name in the process.
Please protect yourself and the good people who have built our brand by purchasing only from our website.
I bought these for my husband and daughter and her husband it was the talk of Christmas. We love them
I love the sweatshirts I ordered, but when I order again I would order a size up. It fits, but I like them baggie and sometimes a shirt under them. It’s very soft.
Love the quality and softness. Sizing is correct as well.
Love the sweatshirt! It’s super soft, a great color and comfortable.
I purchased 3 of these as gifts for a group of girls on a beach week trip. They are fun and everyone loved them. Perfect for cool evening walks!
Love it, but haven't found my cabana boy. He must be in quarantine. The shirt is soft & a beautiful color.I love it. Too bad nobody can see me in it!😷
i love it
We love our purchase. Just wore them on a cruise and everyone loved them
It was perfect, we’ll be wearing them on our cruise! Thanks again