{"id":1387769430090,"title":"Where is my Cabana Boy? Embroidered Hat","handle":"where-is-my-cabana-boy-hat","description":"\u003cp\u003ePeople simply don’t understand how difficult life can be without a Cabana Boy. Towels don’t just magically bring themselves, you know. Same goes for tropical refreshments. When you raise your hand to your mouth, you’ll look far more sophisticated if it’s holding a drink, not a fistful of air.  And is it unreasonable that you prefer to have lotion slathered on you by a handsome stranger whose name you’ll never pronounce correctly?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Where’s my Cabana Boy?” isn’t just an innocuous question. It’s your birthright, dammit!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0953\/8632\/files\/Island_Jay_Chair_Uke_With_Background_Faceing_Out_dd0fe8a4-6479-4cb3-8581-f5d77251aaa3.jpg?v=1587819293\" style=\"margin-right: 8px; margin-bottom: 4px; float: left;\"\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCongratulations on making the smartest purchase of your lifetime.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf anyone asks what you did today, just show them the Island Jay item you purchased and enjoy a well earned round of applause.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour purchase grants you complete and unfettered access to Island Jay, a magical land of recreation and relaxation. It’s a place that you should strive to visit every day of your life, and it’s my job to help get you there. Don’t just dream the beach life, live it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eIsland Jay\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eChief Relaxation Officer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr clear=\"left\"\u003e\u003cbr clear=\"left\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTrademark \u0026amp; Copyright Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e It has come to our attention that other websites, including sellers on eBay \u0026amp; Amazon, have been counterfeiting our designs. 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Towels don’t just magically bring themselves, you know. Same goes for tropical refreshments. When you raise your hand to your mouth, you’ll look far more sophisticated if it’s holding a drink, not a fistful of air.  And is it unreasonable that you prefer to have lotion slathered on you by a handsome stranger whose name you’ll never pronounce correctly?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Where’s my Cabana Boy?” isn’t just an innocuous question. It’s your birthright, dammit!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0953\/8632\/files\/Island_Jay_Chair_Uke_With_Background_Faceing_Out_dd0fe8a4-6479-4cb3-8581-f5d77251aaa3.jpg?v=1587819293\" style=\"margin-right: 8px; margin-bottom: 4px; float: left;\"\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCongratulations on making the smartest purchase of your lifetime.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf anyone asks what you did today, just show them the Island Jay item you purchased and enjoy a well earned round of applause.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour purchase grants you complete and unfettered access to Island Jay, a magical land of recreation and relaxation. It’s a place that you should strive to visit every day of your life, and it’s my job to help get you there. Don’t just dream the beach life, live it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eIsland Jay\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eChief Relaxation Officer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr clear=\"left\"\u003e\u003cbr clear=\"left\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTrademark \u0026amp; Copyright Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e It has come to our attention that other websites, including sellers on eBay \u0026amp; Amazon, have been counterfeiting our designs. Pretenders, thieves, and unoriginal losers each and every one of them. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNot only are these criminals in violation of our legally protected trademarks and copyrights, they’re selling grossly inferior knock-offs at discount prices and hurting our good name in the process.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePlease protect yourself and the good people who have built our brand by purchasing only from our website. \u003c\/p\u003e"}