But don't play with your prop too much in public. People will think your weird.
- 100% preshrunk, ringspun cotton T-Shirt.
- Super soft. Like really soft…
- Softer than the sands of Fiji, no.
- Softer than a smooth strawberry daiquiri…No!
- Softer than the warm embrace of the captain’s daughter…and that’s pretty damn soft!
- Double-needle stitching throughout. This gives you the extra protection needed for when people scratch and claw at the shirt trying to rip it off for their own desires.