Let me tell you of the most exceptional man I’ve ever met. He wasn’t a captain of industry. Nor was he a great philosopher. He was the Cabana Boy.
He wasn’t rich, but he lived amongst the wealthy… often sipping from their expensive tropical drinks just moments before handing it to them.
He wasn’t attractive or particularly intelligent, yet he slathered lotion onto the bodies of beautiful women while their partners looked on helplessly.
He wasn’t trustworthy, yet he was privy to countless secret conversations, the details of which he live streamed onto his Facebook page.
But the one thing we know for certain. He was the Cabana Boy, and this was his shirt.
Over 30+ UPF protection our Performance Shirt, you can be assured you are greatly reducing your risk for UV damage from the sun. They will also wick away moisture & dry fast if you push your cabana boy into the pool. Oops!
Our 4oz 100% poly material is reinforced to offer reduced pilling and is also snag resistant. Perfect when others are tugging on your shirt to get your attention.
Super soft. Attractive people will want to put their hands all over you just to touch it. You’ll pretend this is a huge imposition.
- In other words, it's a damn good quality t-shirt. This is not some cheap, thin shirt that you buy at a big box store next to the motor oil and an 8 gallon drum of artificial coffee creamer.
Not sure what size you need? Check the size chart. These will fit a bit baggy for proper fit.
Care Instructions: Wash your performance shirt in cold water, hang dry or tumble low dry. Do not use bleach or fabric sheets.
Trademark & Copyright Note: Island Jay is the original creator of the "I'm the Cabana Boy" brand. It has come to our attention that other websites, including sellers on eBay & Amazon, have been counterfeiting our designs. Pretenders, thieves, and unoriginal losers each and every one of them.
Not only are these criminals in violation of our legally protected trademarks and copyrights, they’re selling grossly inferior knock-offs at discount prices and hurting our good name in the process.
Please protect yourself and the good people who have built our brand by purchasing only from our website.
Congratulations on making the smartest purchase of your lifetime.
If anyone asks what you did today, just show them the Island Jay item you purchased and enjoy a well earned round of applause.
Your purchase grants you complete and unfettered access to Island Jay, a magical land of recreation and relaxation. It’s a place that you should strive to visit every day of your life, and it’s my job to help get you there. Don’t just dream the beach life, live it.
Chief Relaxation Officer