Let me tell you of the most exceptional man I’ve ever met. He wasn’t a captain of industry. Nor was he a great philosopher. He was the Cabana Boy.
He wasn’t rich, but he lived amongst the wealthy… often sipping from their expensive tropical drinks just moments before handing it to them.
He wasn’t attractive or particularly intelligent, yet he slathered lotion onto the bodies of beautiful women while their partners looked on helplessly.
He wasn’t trustworthy, yet he was privy to countless secret conversations, the details of which he live streamed onto his Facebook page.
His name was Don Raphael Diego de Las Palmas. Some say he was 110 years old. Others insist he was only 17. But the one thing we can all agree on is that he was the Cabana Boy, and this was his hoodie.
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester. Why 50/50? Because we always share.
- Super soft. Attractive people will want to put their hands all over you just to touch it. You’ll pretend this is a huge imposition.
- Double-needle stitching throughout. Yeah, you read that correctly. Double!
- In other words, it's a damn good quality hoodie. This is not some cheap, thin hoodies that you buy at a big box store next to the motor oil and an 8 gallon drum of artificial coffee creamer.
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex. No 80's throwback memories, please.
- Two Ply Aluminum grommets. Count em! One, two... ok we're done.
Trademark & Copyright Note: Island Jay is the original creator of the "I'm the Cabana Boy" brand. It has come to our attention that other websites, including sellers on eBay & Amazon, have been counterfeiting our designs. Pretenders, thieves, and unoriginal losers each and every one of them.
Not only are these criminals in violation of our legally protected trademarks and copyrights, they’re selling grossly inferior knock-offs at discount prices and hurting our good name in the process.
Please protect yourself and the good people who have built our brand by purchasing only from our website.
What to expect from your new Cabana Boy T-Shirt
If anyone asks what you did today, just show them the Island Jay item you purchased and enjoy a well earned round of applause.
Your purchase grants you complete and unfettered access to Island Jay, a magical land of recreation and relaxation. It’s a place that you should strive to visit every day of your life, and it’s my job to help get you there. Don’t just dream the beach life, live it.
Chief Relaxation Officer
Hoodie Details:Unisex hoodie sizing based on t-shirt sizes. If it does not fit, no worries, we offer 90 day exchanges.
For Ladies sizing, order a size down. Example, if you are a lady Parrothead that normally wears a Large Ladies T-Shirt, select a Medium hoodie. If you wear an XL Ladies T-Shirt, select a Large hoodie.
For Men's or Unisex sizing, order by normal t-shirt sizing. If you wear a Men's or Unisex XL T-Shirt, order an XL Hoodie.
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Really, they are. Island Jay does not offer your basic beach gear that you can get anywhere. Our stuff is better. Ten times better. A bold statement, right? We know you want something that looks good, feels good, and will last.
Think about escaping, not your purchase.
We promise to deliver so you can escape your sucky winter or desk job. You need to be thinking about warm sand and soft waves touching your feet. You don't want to be thinking about your beachy stuff falling apart.
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We stock and ship from a town called Oldsmar just outside of Clearwater.
Delivery Time. When will you get your order?
Good question! The short is answer is about a week from the day your order is placed.
Can You Get It Faster?
Yes you can! At check out we have a GET IT FASTER option. This moves you up to the front of the line and it ships by Priority Mail. Most of these orders arrive about 3-5 business days from the day your order is placed.
What If You Need It ASAP?
Your best option is to contact us before you order as we may be able to help out.
Most of our items are made to order at in our Florida warehouse. Orders will need a few business days to process before they can ship. That processing time is included with our delivery time & shipping options mentioned above.
NOTE: To keep our employees safe we ask that you contact us before sending back your return for a refund or exchange. Any returns received after March 10, 2020 will be quarantined for 30 days. If you have a delay or question about an existing return please contact us.
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It fits perfectly!! I love it!!