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You’ll pretend this is a huge imposition.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching throughout. Yeah, you read that correctly. Double!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIn other words, it's a damn good quality hoodie. This is not some cheap, thin hoodies that you buy at a big box store next to the motor oil and an 8 gallon drum of artificial coffee creamer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex. No 80's throwback memories, please. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo Ply Aluminum grommets. Count em! 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Don’t just dream the beach life, live it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eIsland Jay\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eChief Relaxation Officer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr clear=\"left\"\u003e\u003cbr clear=\"left\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTrademark \u0026amp; Copyright Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e It has come to our attention that other websites, including sellers on eBay \u0026amp; Amazon, have been counterfeiting our designs. Pretenders, thieves, and unoriginal losers each and every one of them. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNot only are these criminals in violation of our legally protected trademarks and copyrights, they’re selling grossly inferior knock-offs at discount prices and hurting our good name in the process.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePlease protect yourself and the good people who have built our brand by purchasing only from our website. \u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2016-02-15T11:53:00-05:00","created_at":"2017-12-06T12:36:27-05:00","vendor":"Island Jay","type":"Sweatshirt","tags":["20-30","25-50","30-50","cf-color-lagoon-blue","cf-size-2x-large","cf-size-3x-large","cf-size-large","cf-size-medium","cf-size-x-large","color-blue","color-hot-pink","color-light-blue","color-pink","drinkingtee","island-jay","mens clothing","META-DONOTSTOCK","size-2x-large","size-2x-large-2","size-3x-large","size-3x-large-3","size-large","size-medium","size-small","size-x-large","sweatshirt"],"price":2995,"price_min":2995,"price_max":3295,"available":true,"price_varies":true,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":2546525667352,"title":"Small \/ Light Blue","option1":"Small","option2":"Light Blue","option3":null,"sku":"PULL-CABANABOY-V2-LIGHTBLUE-S","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":{"id":3755820580938,"product_id":235221123096,"position":2,"created_at":"2018-08-08T16:22:57-04:00","updated_at":"2020-01-14T15:05:14-05:00","alt":null,"width":1200,"height":1136,"src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0953\/8632\/products\/Cabana_Boy_V2_Sweatshirt_Light_Blue.jpg?v=1579032314","variant_ids":[2546494013464,2546494046232,2546494079000,2546494111768,2546494144536,2546525667352]},"available":true,"name":"Where is my Cabana Boy Sweatshirt - 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Towels don’t just magically bring themselves, you know. Same goes for tropical refreshments. When you raise your hand to your mouth, you’ll look far more sophisticated if it’s holding a drink, not a fistful of air.  And is it unreasonable that you prefer to have lotion slathered on you by a handsome stranger whose name you’ll never pronounce correctly?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Where’s my Cabana Boy?” isn’t just an innocuous question. It’s your birthright, dammit!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester. Why 50\/50? Because we always share.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuper soft Attractive people will want to put their hands all over you just to touch it. You’ll pretend this is a huge imposition.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching throughout. Yeah, you read that correctly. Double!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIn other words, it's a damn good quality hoodie. This is not some cheap, thin hoodies that you buy at a big box store next to the motor oil and an 8 gallon drum of artificial coffee creamer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex. No 80's throwback memories, please. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo Ply Aluminum grommets. Count em! One, two... ok we're done. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0953\/8632\/files\/Island_Jay_Chair_Uke_With_Background_Faceing_Out_dd0fe8a4-6479-4cb3-8581-f5d77251aaa3.jpg?v=1587819293\" style=\"margin-right: 8px; margin-bottom: 4px; float: left;\"\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCongratulations on making the smartest purchase of your lifetime.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf anyone asks what you did today, just show them the Island Jay item you purchased and enjoy a well earned round of applause.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour purchase grants you complete and unfettered access to Island Jay, a magical land of recreation and relaxation. It’s a place that you should strive to visit every day of your life, and it’s my job to help get you there. 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Where is my Cabana Boy Sweatshirt

$ 29.95

Where is my Cabana Boy Sweatshirt

$ 29.95

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Light Blue
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$ 29.95
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Description

People simply don’t understand how difficult life can be without a Cabana Boy. Towels don’t just magically bring themselves, you know. Same goes for tropical refreshments. When you raise your hand to your mouth, you’ll look far more sophisticated if it’s holding a drink, not a fistful of air.  And is it unreasonable that you prefer to have lotion slathered on you by a handsome stranger whose name you’ll never pronounce correctly?

“Where’s my Cabana Boy?” isn’t just an innocuous question. It’s your birthright, dammit!

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester. Why 50/50? Because we always share.
  • Super soft Attractive people will want to put their hands all over you just to touch it. You’ll pretend this is a huge imposition.
  • Double-needle stitching throughout. Yeah, you read that correctly. Double!
  • In other words, it's a damn good quality hoodie. This is not some cheap, thin hoodies that you buy at a big box store next to the motor oil and an 8 gallon drum of artificial coffee creamer.
  • 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex. No 80's throwback memories, please. 
  • Two Ply Aluminum grommets. Count em! One, two... ok we're done. 

Congratulations on making the smartest purchase of your lifetime.

If anyone asks what you did today, just show them the Island Jay item you purchased and enjoy a well earned round of applause.

Your purchase grants you complete and unfettered access to Island Jay, a magical land of recreation and relaxation. It’s a place that you should strive to visit every day of your life, and it’s my job to help get you there. Don’t just dream the beach life, live it.

Island Jay
Chief Relaxation Officer



 

Trademark & Copyright Note: It has come to our attention that other websites, including sellers on eBay & Amazon, have been counterfeiting our designs. Pretenders, thieves, and unoriginal losers each and every one of them.

Not only are these criminals in violation of our legally protected trademarks and copyrights, they’re selling grossly inferior knock-offs at discount prices and hurting our good name in the process.

Please protect yourself and the good people who have built our brand by purchasing only from our website. 

Island Jay Products Are Awesome.
Really, they are. Island Jay does not offer your basic beach gear that you can get anywhere. Our stuff is better. Ten times better. A bold statement, right? We know you want something that looks good, feels good, and will last.


Think about escaping, not your purchase. 
We promise to deliver so you can escape your sucky winter or desk job. You need to be thinking about warm sand and soft waves touching your feet. You don't want to be thinking about your beachy stuff falling apart. 

We are a ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ company for a reason
The 10,000+ 5 star reviews from our awesome beachy customers speak for themselves. Check them all out at https://islandjay.com/pages/reviews 

We ship from Sunny Florida, right in the USA!
We stock and ship from a town called Oldsmar just outside of Clearwater. 

Delivery Time. When will you get your order?
Good question! The short is answer is about a week from the day your order is placed. 

Can You Get It Faster?
Yes you can! At check out we have a GET IT FASTER option. This moves you up to the front of the line and it ships by Priority Mail. Most of these orders arrive about 3-5 business days from the day your order is placed

What If You Need It ASAP?
Your best option is to contact us before you order as we may be able to help out.

Most of our items are made to order at in our Florida warehouse. Orders will need a few business days to process before they can ship. That processing time is included with our delivery time & shipping options mentioned above. 

NOTE: To keep our employees safe we ask that you contact us before sending back your return for a refund or exchange. Any returns received after March 10, 2020 will be quarantined for 30 days. If you have a delay or question about an existing return please contact us. 

100% Satisfaction Guaranteed

If you are not 100% Satisfied with any purchase made through IslandJay.com, we want to know about it. If Island Jay made an error with your order, or it arrived damaged, we will take care of it at no expense to you. 

  • Got a concern? Please Contact Us so we can make it right. 
  • Need to make a return or exchange? Please Click Here to make a return request.

90 Day Returns

IslandJay.com proudly offers a generous 90 Day Return Policy on all items sold on our website. Even if 90 days have passed, please Contact Us.

Customer Reviews

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J
J.L.
Early Christmas Gift

I love Island Jay's sweatshirts. I did some early Christmas shopping but I know my friend is going to get a kick out of this one!

D
D.C.
Cabana Boy Shirts

They look great and seem to be made well.

J
J.M.
Jan

I ordered this for a friend. She likes it a lot!

D
D.H.

It was a gift for my girlfriend. Came super fast in mail. Fit perfect & she luvvved it!!!

M
M.G.
Wheres my Cabana Boy Sweatshirt

I LOVE my new sweatshirt! Very comfy and roomy...especially now that Fall has arrived. I recommend Island Jay wear to anyone who loves the beach! Quick delivery and reasonable prices too!

D
D.R.
Cabana boy shirt

Wonderful quality product. When I received my shirt it was too large per the size chart. Without question I was sent a new one at a smaller size and was told to keep the other one. Customer service was outstanding

D
D.A.
love my sweatshirt

great quality, fast service, can't wait to wear on cool nights at the beach

M
M.B.
Cabana Boy

Great fit (and looking) sweatshirt. Sizing was correct, if you want a Large, order the Large.

K
K.R.
Cabana boy

Love my sweatshirt. Very well made..True size

L
L.U.
Nice

Sweat shirts and hoodies are very soft and comfortable. Cute logos.